IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT MY FUCKING KID IS KNOCKED UP AGAIN.

NARUTO, I'LL FUCKING KICK YOU IN YOUR LITTLE STUPID BOY PUSSY WHENEVER I FUCKING SEE YOU THE NEXT TIME.

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT FUGAKU'S WIFE HAS SOMEHOW BECOME ONE WITH THE LIVING ONCE MORE.

BITCH, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL OF THE DEATH. LET'S HAVE A BLOODY GLADIATOR BATTLE TOMORROW IN THE BACKYARD. I CLAIM YOUR HUSBANDS ASS AND DAMMIT I WILL FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE, YOU WHORE.

Allright.........

There's so much explaining I have to do, so I'll keep this short:

I've come back from the dead.

DAMMIT I LEAVE FOR A FEW WEEKS AND OUT POPS ANOTHER KID.

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU PEOPLE JUST LOVE TO SHIT BABIES. ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!

I just noticed something while going through my f-list...............

Where the hell did that emo bitch Sasuke go?

Ehhh, guess its reflection time and some shit, since Christmas is coming up and all that.

I'm thankful for being alive again and being able to see my kid again. Even though he's a fucking retard, he's a real good kid who cares alot about everybody.

I'm thankful for my grandkids and hope I get more of them. *_______________*

I'm thankful for the good health and whatnot of my students and friends.

And I'm thankful I'm not an ugly rotting corpse.


What are you shits thankful for? Feel free to contribute.

.......................


Damn kid.

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...........................OK SOMEBODY IS FUCKING DYING TODAY.


SOMEBODY TATTOOED THIS SHIT ON MY HEAD AND I CAN THINK OF A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE.


SO IF YOU ARE ON THIS FUCKING LIST, YOU ARE DYING TODAY UNLESS YOU CONFESS:

SASUKE FUCK YOU I KNOW YOU DID IT, BITCH

ITACHI

NARUTO

ITAIKE (YES YOU YOU FUCKING CROTCH BLEEDING BITCH)

NEJI

OBITO AND YOUR UNBORN LARVAE

SAI


YOU HAVE TILL TONIGHT TO SAY SOMETHING OR I'LL SLIT ALL OF YOUR THROATS.

OK, I CHANGE MY MIND SASUKE. WE'RE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND AGAIN. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

SASUKE.

BEFORE I FORGET TO ASK YOU, I WANT MY SHIT BACK FROM YOU BY TOMORROW OK? AND IF YOU FUCK WITH MY STUFF I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. ^___________________^

GOD WHY DID SOMEBODY TELL ME NARUTO BANGED SAKURA??? I FEEL ALL GROSS THAT MY SON WAS INSIDE ME. UUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH, I'M GOING TO VOMIT ALL OVER MY TITS NOW.

AND EVERYBODY LOOK OUT BECAUSE I BROKE UP WITH SASUKE TODAY SO HE'S A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. ^_______________________________^

..............WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!!!

I'LL FUCKING KILL SASUKE FOR THIS.

WE GET IN ONE LITTLE DISAGREEMENT THE OTHER DAY, AND THAT SON OF A BITCH BURNS ALL OF MY FUCKING CLOTHES!!!

FUCK YOU, SASUKE!!!!! I'LL FUCKING CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR LITTLE BITCH THROAT WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!!

*just checked Sasuke's LJ*

Hey...........


That clone has a nice fucking cock. Jesus. ^_________^

Allright.............those who got all insane because of my last post, don't. I'm not really going to fuck you so relax. Now if you throw it in my face I MIGHT reciprocate. Depends.

Anyway, Naruto sorry that I delayed it but when you're free come see me so I can fix your seal. And Obito I want to give you something so you see me privately, got it?

Allright.............I got bored off of my ass today, so I made a list of people I'd like to fuck and not fuck. Special bonus is a list of people I'd probably fuck so theres a chance. You wanna know why you're on either list? Feel free to ask.

I'D DO YOU. HOLY FUCK.

bark_with_me
cuteandfiesty
finger_poking
fugaku (HELL I'LL EVEN LET YOU PISS AND SHIT ON ME, YOU'RE THAT FUCKING SEXY)
hk_crow
equal
omgitachi
sand_gale
scarred_shinobi
warau_chinko
manly_beast
puppet_control (YOU'RE KINDA AS HOT AS YOUR SISTER, BUT I'D STILL BANG YOU)

EDIT: bleed_for_faith (I CHANGE MY MIND. I WANT TO FUCK YOU.)

FUCK NO.
sharky_kins
sexytongueman
glassesrockman (You're the bitch of a bitch. FUCK NO)
ramen_ish_love
itaike_nyo
goggle_uchiha
red_puppetgod
moneysmex

I'D PROBABLY FUCK YOU
ghstphantom3
flower_spy
garuga (THE FURRY THING YOU GOT GOING IS KINDA HOT)
oto_no_ama
genius_hyuuga
lazy_nin

Ehhh, a lot of you have been asking me why I've been acting so strangely. You say I'm acting more "on edge" and "bitchy" lately.


SHUT THE HELL UP.


I'm goin' to get some cold onigri and tea. You bother me and I'll fucking cut you.

Obito-kun, see me privately in my room as soon as you can.

*wakes up from a sound sleep and emerges from bedroom*..........Ehhh.......I heard all this screaming and shit. Keep it down out here will you???!!!!

So humiliating...............

If you'll excuse me I'll be in my room hiding.